Tour de Sprint Retrospective 🚴💛
Every July, the world's best riders cover over 3,300km across France for the right to wear yellow. This board follows the actual 2026 route: Grand Départ in Barcelona, through the Pyrenees and Alps, finishing on the Champs-Élysées. Use that same three-week grind to reflect on your sprint.
Check In: What did the publicity caravan throw you? 🍋
12km of sponsor floats roll through before the riders even arrive, throwing free stuff at the crowd, it's genuinely more popular with spectators than the race itself. Pick what you caught this sprint: a wedge of Vache qui rit, a sachet of instant coffee, or nothing because the float didn't even slow down for you.
The Perfect Sprint 🏁
200km of nothing, then perfect execution in the final 300m of a bunch sprint. What went smoothly this sprint & the stuff that just clicked?
Mountains: Alpe d'Huez 🔺
Alpe d'Huez features twice in this year's route, because apparently once wasn't enough the 21 hairpins to the finish. What was your toughest climb this sprint?
The Breakaway 💨
A small group goes clear early and somehow holds off the whole peloton. What's a bet or bold call that was made this sprin, did it stick, or did the bunch catch it?
Domestique Corner 🤝
Domestiques sacrifice their own race to fetch bottles, block wind, and pace their leader back after a crash. No one wins a Grand Tour without them. Who was riding for the squad this sprint?
Sign on, hold the wheel, and don't get dropped on the way to Paris. 🇫🇷🏆
